2 years ago on 26 March 2012 @ 4:48am + 12 notes
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(916) Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?

2 years ago on 26 March 2012 @ 12:44am + 14 notes
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(262): Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night

2 years ago on 16 January 2012 @ 12:32pm + 7 notes
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2 years ago on 16 January 2012 @ 12:32pm + 13 notes
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2 years ago on 16 January 2012 @ 12:32pm + 30 notes
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2 years ago on 12 January 2012 @ 3:29pm + 5 notes
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(304): I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I’ve had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn’t too bad.

2 years ago on 12 January 2012 @ 3:29pm + 33 notes
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(314):

You just said we could build a blanket and pillow “fuck fort.” Of course I’m never leaving you.

2 years ago on 12 January 2012 @ 1:14pm + 12 notes
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(517):

Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)

2 years ago on 12 January 2012 @ 1:13pm + 11 notes
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(604):

If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.

(604):

And by one day I mean once every two weeks.

2 years ago on 12 January 2012 @ 1:13pm + 11 notes
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(312):

I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?